Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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