did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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