Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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