well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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