I wish i was in the wii world.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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