she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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