And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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