after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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