allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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