It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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