it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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