She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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