Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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