is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
