How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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