She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
