hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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