i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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