Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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