At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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