well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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