I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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