Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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