You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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