I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize
