Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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