He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You were trust falling into bushes
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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