Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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