It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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