Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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