I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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