Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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