I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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