I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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