frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
