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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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