when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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