No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
You know, be my cock's hype man.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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