Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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