He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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