I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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