i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
This is the high leading the old right now
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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