You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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