Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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