the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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