Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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