brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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