kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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