I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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