Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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