Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
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She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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