do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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