every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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