I think scott just propositioned me for sex
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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