Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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