No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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