In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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