you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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